Lets talk about the fact that some guys just make it SO easy for me to not like them…
I’ve been texting this guy for maybe 5 hours, and this is the height of our conversation… He never replies with more than a few words, no punctuation, no smilies, no EMOTION! And then. When I don’t keep the conversation going he ignores me for three hours ONLY TO FINALLY TEXT ME WITH, I SHIT YOU NOT, “my stomic hurts”!!! LETS IGNORE THE FACT THAT I AM NOT A FREAKING DOCTOR, I DO NOT CARE THAT YOUR STOMACH HURTS, I DO NOT HAVE THE ABILITY TO FIX YOUR STOMACH ACHE NOR DO I WANT TO!
No lets focus on the fact that
THIS KID CAN’T EVEN SPELL STOMACH RIGHT AND WHEN I TELL HIM I AM SORRY THAT HIS FUCKING STOMACH HURTS HE REPLIES WITH “its ok”!!!!!! IF ITS OKAY THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TELLING ME ABOUT IT KID?!
He is supposed to be 23 years old ladies and gents! TWENTY THREE YEARS OLD AND HE IS SUCCUMBING TO THIS FORM OF HUMAN INTERACTION!!!!
I have never NOT wanted to talk to a human being more than I have this person. Congrats Matt, you and I will not be a couple! EVER! Because if I have to deal with shit like this on a daily basis I will blow my brains out!!! COME ON! Pull your life together!!!!!